• Chandler: Are you okay?
  • Joey: Are you kidding me? I’m great! Yeah, I’m uh, I’m better than great. I am good. And now that she’s gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldn’t do before. Y’know? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Y’know? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Y’know? I like being on my own, I’m uh, better off this way. I’m uh, a lone wolf. Y’know? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. What’s a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?!

(Source: rideharold, via tomlinfeels)

aheartofthetruestbeliever:

drunkwithglory:

I hate when rude boys are attractive like stop it it’s making it harder for me to hate you

image

image

(Source: succulentgorlt, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

cadoized:

vrisktorias—serket:

epicukulelesolo:

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

Void flavored

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

cadoized:

vrisktorias—serket:

epicukulelesolo:

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

Void flavored

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

(via sing-me-an-aubergine-lullaby)

my-teen-quote:

relatable quotes daily here!

(Source: mukekinks, via 5sosmichael)

my-teen-quote:

Teen? You must see this blog!
brxkenpetal:

nitrqin:

 

insta: @lostpetal

brxkenpetal:

nitrqin:

 

insta: @lostpetal

(Source: fairyxfoxes, via coffeeshop-eyes)

(Source: bryanstars, via 5sosmichael)

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - Right Where You Want Me To Be

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - Right Where You Want Me To Be

(via mitch-luckers-dimples)

luciidkitties:

Such distance

luciidkitties:

Such distance

(via coffeeshop-eyes)

mydrunkkitchen:

ultrafacts:

lordtateos:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts  (Source)

"He was also assassinated" 😂

"Emperor Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman traditions was first to employ a prototype of whoopee cushions at dinner parties. His behavior estranged & enraged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike. 
Don’t you just love human history?

same

mydrunkkitchen:

ultrafacts:

lordtateos:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts  (Source)

"He was also assassinated" 😂

"Emperor Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman traditions was first to employ a prototype of whoopee cushions at dinner parties. His behavior estranged & enraged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike.

Don’t you just love human history?

same

(via seravilohxela)